DND viscous mockery insults

Here is some viscous mockery insults for DND, feel free to use!

Zombies have more wit than you.

Beholders are much more pleasant than you.

Intellectual devourers can’t even sense you, I think you should head to a library, instead of a adventure.

Is your failure generational? Or are you just that lucky?

You smell worse than a cow-fart

I would call you a idiot, but I think that would offend idiots.

Have you thought of a career change, I hear the next village is having a sacrifice.

This have been my upmost displeasure, I will be glad to get rid of you.

How have you escaped the sewers, again?

I’ve have had shits more impressive than you.

I thought fopdoodles went extinct at the turn of the century, but I guess I made a scientific discovery today.

Gillie-Wet-Foot, is that you?

We have enough pollution to deal with, we don’t need more Muck-Spouts here.

I see you came in contact with the Lubberwort again.

Good to meet you, old Roiderbanks

I didn’t realize we’re were having a smell-feast today, perhaps you can eat the dogs dinner.

O Stampcrab, O stampcrab, please put down the sword before you hurt yourself